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Could you please draw Starscream as a cockatoo?

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Awwwww little cute bird. <3

Posted 5 months ago With 123 notes

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TFP Cons Reacting to You Saying You Want a Sparkling 

a/n: a sparkling is a cybertronian baby, for you less culturally inclined folks.

Warnings: like, one swear word. And a little bit of suggestiveness on soundwave’s. Also it randomly turns green at one point, idk why, blame it on my parent’s cell phone plan.

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Posted 6 months ago With 916 notes

Imagine Bumblebee Crushing On Bulkhead’s Art Instructor

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Originally posted by krobelus

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((A/N:*rises from the grave with new found motivation* I live!!!))

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Bumblebee watched in envious silence as his best friend painted across the large canvas. Not jealous of his art of course, no, Bumblebee was childishly glaring daggers at the back of Bulkhead’s helm, because the later was having an art lesson with his crush. Everyone knew Bulkhead’s love for art, so when (y,n) had found out about it and proposed to give him some lessons, seeing as how she were in fact an art instructor, all time between the hyper bot and the human female had ceased. It was dumb really, Bee’s insecurities towards his two best pals hitting off, but he couldn’t help it. He was a literal ball of un-ending energy, while Bulkhead, while albeit destructive, was a lot more calm in comparison.

Bumblebee’s metal digits ceased the rapid drumming against the belt he sat at within the factory, his denta tightening as he watched (y,n) lightly place her delicate hand among the green servo to help with the brush strokes. Worst part of all was that Bulkhead seemed so unaffected by this, which only irritated the young bot further. He thought about being in Bulkhead’s place, feeling the warmth of (y,n)’s skin, perhaps even hearing her heart beat with such close proximity. How her hands would guide his across the large canvas to create something beautiful, when the real master piece was her all along.

“You’re staring again.”

Bumblebee let out a high pitch screech, and tumbled to the ground. Looking up while holding his aching helm he saw Sari look at him over the edge with a smug expression.

“Do you have to do that all the time?”, Bee complained sitting up to lightly glare at the young girl.

“Do you have to stare like a creep all the time?”, Sari grinned back.

The yellow bot opened his intake to snip back at her, but stopped mid-way and quickly looked to the side, hoping she couldn’t hear the slight whir of his fans.

“I wasn’t staring…”, he mumbled, but Sari heard him and replied with a roll of her eyes.

“You should just tell her how you feel!”, Sari suggested, throwing her feet over the belt and swinging them back and forth with a smile.

Bumblebee ticked and crossed his arms. “You know what? You’re right Sari! Why didn’t I think of that before?”

The girl’s feet halted mid swing, and her lips puckered out at Bumblebee’s sarcasm. Standing up she began to stomp off and threw her arms in the air.

“You don’t want my help; fine! Continue to sit off in la la land only to go to bed throwing a fit, because Bulkhead got to do a life drawing of (y,n).”

Bumblebee huffed out a breath, or at least made an imitation of such.
“I never asked for it. And fwi, I don’t even know what a life drawing is.”

“It’s when you draw someone who’s naked.”

If Sari couldn’t hear the Autobot’s fans before, she certainly could now.

“N-naked?!”

Bumblebee felt his spark clench. The sight of seeing Bulkhead and (y,n) touch hands had him going crazy, he couldn’t even begin to imagine her being naked in front of him. What if that’s what did it for the big green bot? What if he realizes just how beautiful, and marvelous (y,n) truly is after seeing her in her purest form?! If that were to happen, then there’s no way he could stop his giant friend from ceasing the lovely gal. Not when Bulkhead was so good at something she did for a living; not when Bulkhead and (y,n) shared similar interest at heart. These impending thoughts brought dread upon Bumblebee and his servos shook as much as his mind raced at trying to figure out a way to stop this.

“Uuuuh, hello, anyone there?”

Bumblebee’s optics shuttered in a fashion to that of a blink, Sari standing on his leg and waving her hand in front of his face. Seeing him give some sort of reaction the girl started to babble on, but his mind was too much else where to pick anything up. He looked back to where his two friends had been working to find the area empty; his spark picked up in a panic.

“-dreaming about her-hey!”, Sari yelped as she had unceremoniously been picked up and dropped back onto the belt.

“Where did they go?!”, Bee questioned in a hurry.

Sari raised her brows,“ Who? Bulkhead and (y,n)? Ya know, to do the life drawing I just-”

“Okay, yeah, got that! But where?!”

“Her studio-”

Sari couldn’t finish her statement when the yellow bot transformed and sped off, leaving a trace of tire tracks behind him, and Sari coughing from the kicked up dirt and dust.

                                                         ~x~

Thankfully the studio wasn’t far from the Autobot base, about twenty minutes speeding, ten if you’re in a rush to stop your crush from showing your best friend her birth suite. Bumblebee came to a skidding stop, quickly transforming and rushing into the building. The secretary at the front desk didn’t even get to utter a word out to the rushing bot as he made a mad dash down one of the decorated hallways. His pedes carried him faster than ever and if it weren’t for their great traction, he would have most certainly just run over a person that stepped out of a random office to the side. After they unshielded their face, however, Bumblebee realized that it wasn’t any random person.

“Bee? What are you doing here? I thought you were still at the base, playing with Sari.”

“(y,n)!”

This was perfect, absolutely perfect. There appeared to be no one else in the vicinity that the two of them occupied, making this the perfect chance for Bumblebee to stop the gal from presenting her gorgeous self to Bulkhead.

“(y,n) listen, you can’t do the life drawing with Bulkhead.”, Bumblebee spoke sternly, kneeling down and grabbing both her arms in his servos.

(y,n) quirked a brow, completely confused by what had suddenly come over her uselessly chipper friend.

“Bee, I-”

The yellow bot wasn’t going to have it, he was going to make a point here even it meant not letting (y,n) have a moment to utter a syllable.

“I-ugh-I gotta be honest here. When I see you and Bulkhead together it drives me insane! Remember how we used to spend endless days together, like how you do now but with Bulk instead? I miss that! Whenever Bulkhead needs help with something, and you spend every bit of your attention to guide him makes chasis tremble. And in times when I see you so close to him, holding his servo to move whatever brush is in it, or how closely you lean over his shoulder to point out a particular detail you like, it all makes my spark burn to the very core. But the worst part of all? Bulkhead is completely oblivious to it! And while that should make me feel better, it doesn’t. It’s just-how can someone be so oblivious to someone who is just so, so-”

Bumblebee groaned in frustration, every pent up emotion from the past few weeks being spent in envy and adoration pored from within. Taking a second to ease his racing mind, Bumblebee looked up from the ground to gaze at (y,n) with the softest blue eyes.

“What I’m trying to say is; I like you (y,n). I like you a lot. You’re just so amazing in every aspect I can think of. From how your eyes shine, to how your kindness makes even Ratchet chill for a few moments. This is going to sound real corny, but there’s no work out there that could compare to the art that is you, and that’s why I’m afraid, jealous, of Bulkhead. I’m jealous because he’d been able to spend every waking moment in your wonderful presence, and I’m scared that once he see’s you naked, he’ll realize all of what I just said and fall for you like I have.”

All (y,n) could do was stare. Everything, every small syllable and slight change of facial expression from the young bot had her heart fluttering. No one had ever expressed her in such a way; had never expressed how she made them feel in such a way. It was so much, and all out of no where, too. (y,n) didn’t know what to make of it other than to be quietly astonished. The silence on her end did not ease Bumblebee’s humming spark though. He’d just confessed his innermost feelings for her, when all he had planned to do was stop the beautiful girl from french modeling for Bulkhead. Bee hadn’t even thought of it till now, that perhaps she were the one who had feelings for his giant green friend. How could she not, with all the time they’d both been spending together as of late. This sudden realization made Bee feel as if his stomach had just dropped, like that of the feeling one gets from a roller coaster. His shaking servos started to leave (y,n)’s forearms, when much to his surprise, relief, and slight confusion, she had grabbed them to pull them back.

“Bumblebee, I’m…”

Here it comes, was all Bee could think with dread upon seeing her furrowed brows.

“…not modeling for Bulkhead.”

“…huh?!”

(y,n)’s giggles rang like lovely chimes in his audials, and while in any other occasion Bumblebee would have smiled dreamily about it, now was not one of those times.

(y,n) pulled out a flyer he hadn’t realized she’d had, and held it up to show an ad for a private life drawing class.

“The Detroit University is having a life drawing here at the studio, and Bulkhead had wanted to check it out. I have nothing to do with it other than being Bulk’s ticket in.”

If Cybertronian’s could blush, Bee was sure his faceplate would be burning right now. He was so embarrassed, how could he not be?! As usual he had gone in head first without looking further into the situation, and as a result it ended with him practically confessing his undying love to (y,n) and stating how envious he felt about his best pal seeing her in her most vulnerable appearance.

Bumblebee covered his faceplate with his servos, trying his hardest to ignore the way his internal fans blasted and to keep from seeing (y,n)’s expression towards him.

“Oh Primus! I-I’m so sorry (y,n)! I…oh my gosh…”

She simply smiled as the embarrassed bot mumbled off. Placing a hand on her hip, she raised her brows and tilted her head towards to the end of the hall.

“You know, there’s a gaming lounge just installed here at the studio. And it has been a while since you or I have had a go.”

Bumblebee peered from between his fingers to see (y,n) smiling at him. Primus, that smile. It was too genuine for his own good. He hesitantly lowered his metal hands, and spoke with a light tone.

“What’d you have in mind?”

She shrugged, but still held that kind grin.

“I was thinking Ninja Gladiator…buuuut maybe with a slight twist~”

Bumblebee quirked his opic ridge, suspicious of the mischievous hint in her words.

“Oh? What kind of twist?”, he asked, now smirking as well.

“A bet~”

Bumblebee grinned widely, now more relaxed than he had been a few moments prior. “Deal. What’s your wager?”

(y,n)’s hand reaching for his as she eagerly pulled him down the hall, had put the young Autobot into a stupor once more, but he couldn’t help but be abashed by the way her cheeks tinted pink at her  straightforward reply.

“If you win, I’ll let you choose our first date!”

~xXx~

Posted 6 months ago With 261 notes

Imagine Bumblebee Falling For You; An Amokinetic

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Originally posted by soul-vintage

Prompt:(link)

“Shit are you actually in love with me or did I manipulate you into liking me?”

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You weren’t sure what time it was, but guessed it was well past midnight when your sleep had been interrupted by the constant sounds of honking. With much irritation and a groan, you rolled over with a pillow to cover your head in attempt to drown out the obnoxious noise. It continued for a while longer, and you were about ready to murder someone when it stopped.

“Finally…”, you mumbled, loosening your grip on the pillow sheet.

Thunk

“…what?”

…thunk

You peeked one eye open, carefully listening for the new sound. Waiting a couple seconds, you released a breath, believing it was nothing and your tired mind was just playing tricks on you.

…thunk

“Oh come on!!”, you yelled, snapping up in bed.

Hastily throwing your legs over the mattress, you shuffled over to where the constant thunking came from; your window. When you had pulled open the blinds you were expecting to see two cats duking it out in the alley, not a giant yellow robot throwing pebbles at your screen. You inhaled a sharp shreak at seeing the sudden bright blue optics, and placed a hand over your panicked heart. Relaxing slightly with a grumble, you through open the window to have Bumblebee quickly stop himself from launching a pebble at your irritated face. He smiled up at you cheekily, quickly hiding something behind his back, not that you paid any mind.

“Do you have any idea what time it is?!”, you hissed out groggily.

Ignoring your the obvious sleep deprived tone, Bee nervously looked to the side.

“I-I know it’s late, but I wanted to see you.”

“You legit saw me last night, when you dropped me off from base.”

“Yeah, I know, but I just…I just had to see you!”, The mech smiled wider, causing you to quietly moan and slump your shoulders.

For the past few weeks, Bumblebee had been acting a bit strange. It was like he was still being his excited, show off self, but two times that. While aware of the bots escalated behavior, what you didn’t know was that he only acted like this when you were around. The other Autobots had noticed the spike in the young bots attitude whenever you entered the room. Upon inquiring him about it, Bumblebee quickly denied the questionable fact of possibly liking you. When he thought it over though, it became just as clear as day to him, that perhaps he did harbor something more then friendship.

The realization of the yellow bot was quite unsettling for the rest of the team, but for good reason. This situation would be troubling to anyone who fell for someone of your type. Super humans were popping up all around the world, the team having fought some themselves, but never had they met one like you; someone who possessed Amokinesis, or better known as the ability to control love and desire. So you could see where one having feelings for someone of your abilities could be a problem. There was the doubting and horrid thoughts of if Bumblebees feelings for you were truly real. While they doubted it, the team still wondered if you had used your powers on Bee in some sort of sick joke. It would have been easy, seeing as how young and naive he could be. But they also wondered if you even knew you had used your powers on him to begin with.

The Autobots brought this predicament up with their smallest member, all just very worried for his well being. Their doubting thoughts had actually angered him. Did they really think Bumblebee hadn’t thought of your powers having some sort of play in this? He had thought about, a lot actually. And as much as he worried that you could be using your powers, a bigger part of him said it wasn’t true. In fact, since that conversation with his team, Bee had opted to seeing you more, first in a way of defiance to his fellow friends, but eventually because he really did want to be around you more. A few weeks later, and here he was now, standing outside your home like a love sick teen in one of those cheesy romance movies he’d watched with Sari.

Taking in a deep breath, you leaned on the sill with tired eyes,” Okay, but why did you want to see me?“

Biting the corner of his lip, Bee scratched his helm in thought. He was so excited at the thought of seeing you, he had almost completely forgotten why he was really here in the first place. While the Autobot was certain of his feelings for you, he had wanted to be completely certain before saying anything.

“Well…I-I was wondering if you could tell me a bit about your powers?!”

Furrowing your brows, you looked at him incredulously,“ This couldn’t wait till day?!”

Seeing the robot shake his helm, you groaned before getting as comfortable as possible,“Wha'da wanna know?”

Bee tapped his chin,“Hmm…I guess, I wanna know…um…how much of an influence does your power have on people?”

“Well…hmm, it typically depends on the person, or people I’m using it on. If a person already had feelings, then I don’t need to use that much to gettem goin. It’s kinda like having a little bit of coffee to help start out the day. Now if it’s for someone who hasn’t any interest to begin with, it can have the result of a first time drug. A small dose and they become hooked.”

The yellow mech nodded, processing all of this while shuffling his weight to the other ped.

“Have you ever used your powers on someone to like you?”

You sat up slightly, quite taken aback by his next question. It was so straight forward, you wondered if he even considered if it’d be rude to ask such a thing before doing so.

“Well that’s kind of-”, you started when something suddenly dawned on you.

Eyeing a few stray petals sticking out from behind the mech, you took a few steps back,“ Bumblebee-”

Sensing the tension in the air, Bee panicked and quickly brought out a rather huge bouquet of flowers.

“I-I got these for you!”, he blurted out in a rush, scared that you were about shut the window on him. Scared that you were about to start laughing at his face, and prove his teams concerns to be very true.

“Shit are you actually in love with me or did I manipulate you into liking me?”, you asked, frantically combing a hand through your messy hair.

Bumblebee’s cervos trembled, but he wasn’t about to back down.

“(Y,n), I know it might sound crazy, but I do actually love you! I’m not sure how I know, but I know for a fact that what I feel for you isn’t because of some super power you possess. I love you, because you’re an amazing person, and my best friend, and so, so much more. Please, you have to believe me (Y,N)!”

You were standing a good few feet from your open window, staring back at bright optics with wide eyes of your own. The muscle in your chest know as a heart was beating rapidly, and you could feel every bit of it. It had all happened so fast. Nothing like this has ever happened before, but…for some reason you did believe him. The pure look of fear of rejection, and desperate hope for acceptance instead in Bumblebee’s optics was completely different from what you’d seen in the eyes of those under your influence. Sure, a good handful of those people had the features of love struck puppies, but for some reason, your close friend seemed quite different to theirs.

Bumblebee had looked down at the ground now, terrified beyond belief at what was running through your mind. As much as he braced himself for the laugh he’d come to love be focused on him at any given moment, the small bot knew he’d still leave broken hearted. By this point, the beautiful gift he had gotten you was practically crushed in his large metal hands, but he had no clue as his mind was else where. He felt his spark quicken when his audio sensor picked up the soft sounds of your feet making it back to the window.

“I believe you.”

Bee’s helm shot up, looking back with a gaped mouth.

“What?”, he voiced out, light and almost unheard.

Smiling down at him softly, you repeated,“ I believe you.”

It took a moment for your words to register, but when they did, the young Autobot let out a loud cheer, his engines reeving loudly. You giggled, seeing him jump about shouting multiple yes’s, glad to see him back to his boisterous self. He’d forgotten about the flowers in his hands, and you watched as the broken arrangement gently sprinkled over the alley way. Oh well, at least it’d make the area look pretty.

Coming down from the high, Bee sharply turned around and nearly knocked over a few trash cans in all the excitement, ending up just lil too close to your window. Taking a careful step back, you took note of the new twinkle to his eyes. Now filled with a warmed feeling, and the weight of his troubles being lifted from his shoulders, Bumblebbe felt as though he could do anything. With out a second thought, he gently reach forward and took both your small her hands into his.

“So this means you love me too right?!”, he asked just to confirm with a huge, bright smile.

The smile on your face quickly dropped, causing Bee to slouch in concern. Now that he thought about it, you never did say you loved him. You just said you believed he loved you.

Clearing your throat to gather his attention, you grinned at him with furrowed brows.

“I-I’m not sure about love just yet, but how about a few dates to see how things go yeah?”, you suggested.

Even though this wasn’t exactly what Bee had been hoping for, it was just as good in his opinion. He had to remember that not everything moved at his pace, and some things took time. With a new found hope, Bumblebee grinned and stepped back from your window.

“O-of course! Anything that makes you comfortable! Are you free tomorrow, er, I mean today?! If so, I know this really great restaurant a few blocks down from the base!”

You giggled, leaning on your elbow with a lopsided grin.

“Yeah, I loved that.”

“Yes!”, Bee cheered once more, bringing down his fist by his side. “I-I’ll see you then!”

You nodded, watching Been clear the alley way and transform onto the street. You could have sworn you heard him do a shout of happiness as he zoomed off. Chuckling to yourself, you turned to exhaustively return to bed. While not entirely sure on the matter of love, you weren’t opposed to seeing what this tiny feeling in your own heart for your best friend was. Either way, with Bumblebee it was certainly going to be an interesting relationship.

~xXx~

(A/N: Prompt’s are really great for both practice and dealing with writers block, but for some reason I feel a bit wrong using them? Like I’m cheating? Idk; anyone else feel like this?)

Posted 6 months ago With 384 notes

Hello~ I hope it's okay to submit a request: May I request cuddle Headcanons with Knockout or/and Ratchet? Whatever you feel more comfortable with ♥️

@Anonymous

cybertronian-cupid:

More than okay anon!💥 Here’s your double dose of cuddles~Gregoria🏩

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Posted 6 months ago With 200 notes

Hello, I've been really loving ur content, you've been posting absolute bangers!!

May I request Megatron, Knockout, Ratchet, and Ultra Magnus with a very popular Twitch streamer s/o? Oooh, and maybe the bots occasionally play games with the reader on stream with a VTuber disguise!

Thank you sm, have a good day!💖

@Anonymous

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Megatron, Knockout, Ratchet, and Ultra Magnus with a famous Twitch streamer S/O! ➵

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Containing;.. Megatron, Knockout, Ratchet, Ultra Magnus and gender neutral human reader

___ is gender neutral

Warning;.. None

Authors note; I knew this request would come at some point or another 💀 I’m sorry that this took so long. (I feel like I say this alot😭)

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Megatron ➵

  • When he first learned that you were a twitch streamer, he was INSANELY confused. Like he lost braincells when he first heard it. But when he explained it, he understood it a little bit. Only a little bit though.
  • When you started to stream for hours on end, he would become a little clingy mech at the end. Jealousy was a understatement at this point.
  • But when you introduced the idea of a Vtuber to him in his holoform, he was HEAVILY debating it. He did end up doing it so he didn’t have to wait for hours on end to spend time with you.
  • Whenever chat asked who he was and your relationship, he would just start trying to talk over you 💀. But there is definitely some suspecting chat members.
  • Playing horror games with him is definitely so entertaining. Definitely will scream a little.

Knockout ➵

  • He knew a little about streaming but got the hang of it pretty quickly. He thought it was so cool that you were famous online and thought it was pretty flashy.
  • He would sometimes embarrass you sometimes when you are on stream with random comments. Surprisely, he first asked if he could join the stream and got the Vtuber himself and would flex it to break down a couple of times.
  • He is 100% not camera shy. He wants to take the spotlight so badly. It isn’t long until he just binge watchs a compilation of everytime he appears 💀
  • playing horror games with him is SO FUN. Like he enjoys playing horror games and gets so excited when it’s a good horror game as well.

Ratchet ➥

  • When he first learns about it, he thinks it’s odd and basically wants no part of it. But he does miss you and patiently waits for you stream. Definitely not a big fan of it.
  • He honestly does mind it as long as your try to drag him into it. There is no hope for you if you even try to drag him into gaming and streaming. Honestly is embarrassed at the fact that he is actually camera shy.
  • Since you are his S/O you do respect his boundaries and don’t bring him into it. But you do ask questions but not telling much.

Ultra Magnus ➥

  • basically the same as Ratchet. But he thinks it’s a cool hobbie and job to have. More positive about it then ratchet some how. He is less camera shy and will go in his Vtuber model if he has nothing to do.
  • He does think it’s cool and accidentally catch himself watching your videos or even watch compilation of him like knockout just to see what chat thinks of him
  • When it comes to horror games, he is the calmest. But he is picky with horror games so when you find a good one, he will play it over and over again. He is definitely in love with horror games
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Posted 6 months ago With 193 notes

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𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥. 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐎𝐔𝐓

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SUMMARY. knockout finds humans revolting, but y/n has a fun way of persuading him that humans aren’t all that bad

WARNINGS. human reader, interspecies (oral) sex, handjob, blowjob, dom reader, whiny knockout, slight dom knockout but not really??, teasing, mass-displacement

WORD COUNT. 806

AUTHOR’S NOTE. ok soooo I’ve never really written an xreader in third person pov, but I wanted to try it out and see how it felt. it was a little odd, but i didn’t mind it. however, I value everyone’s opinion, so please let me know you if like this orrrr the second person pov (you/yourself pronouns).

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His cooling fans were kicked up to their highest settings. He squirmed against Y/N’s revolting touch in concealed exhilaration as the squishy pads of her fingertips dragged along his spike.

“Are you always this squeamish when someone touches you?” Her voice holds a humorous tilt to it, making Knockout grind his teeth together.

“Are you always so annoying — gah!

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Posted 6 months ago With 282 notes

dorimei:

wheeljack: *sneaks into ultra magnus’s room*

wheeljack: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD

reader, beside magnus: what the fuck man

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Posted 6 months ago With 281 notes

cupophrogs:

TFP! Ultra Magnus: “human- you are trespassing on government property, I implore you to come with me.”

Y/n, absolutely booking it:

“Sorry- but I only take orders from Commander Ligma!”

Ultra Magnus, running after you:”who is “Commander Ligma”??”

Y/n, climbing up a chain link fence: “LIGMA FUCKING BALLS”

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